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20. No idea what to do with my life.

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pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

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rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”

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sunshinychick:

saddeer:

immigrantgirls:

#lit

classic

dude i don’t even believe this i know i just reblogged it like ten minutes ago but oh my god this baby eats shit from like 4ft in the air and nobody cares this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life 

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therealhamster:

i can’t stop laughing at this article headline

"Love is not give and take. Love is give, period."
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leupagus:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

WHAT I MEAN OH MY GOSH WHAT

skype calls
:what
:what
:huh
:what
:you froze
:ok you're good
:no i couldn't hear you
:you were breaking up
:what
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cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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